Dimmable Light Switch

I'm making lists of things I like and dislike about our current abode. You know, to help me adjust to the idea of moving.  Here's one I'm not going to miss:

First, the 2 year old learns to turn the light switches on and off.  On and off.  On and off.

Then, the 2 year old turns 3 years old.  He learns to turn to lights up and down.  Up and down.  Up and down.

Then, the 3 year old gets imaginative and it's day, sunset, and night.  And sunrise.  And day.  And sunset!  And night!!  And sunrise!!!  Day again!!!